Backseat Mining

When someone watching you play Minecraft questions all of your decisions and tells you how they think you should be playing.

Jordan is always backseat mining me, every time I play it's just, "cobblestone this" or, "you should have used that"

by WiggleFest July 9, 2014

Bacon Mining

Noun. Bacon Mining is the act of searching through bacon packages for the package that has the bacon quality of your preference.

Most Bacon Quality varies dramatically per cut; and as a result, the manufactures put windows on the bacon so that the costumer can better chose the quality that they prefer. This often results in "Bacon mining" by the costumer.

Going bacon mining.

by Dysfunctional Bubble April 13, 2016

Muff mining

Opposite of a gold digger.

He's muff mining hard bro

by Plasteck September 19, 2016

hurt mining

Using unfortunate or unfavorable circumstances to wallow in grief that is either unrelated to the events or that ignores the individual's role in shaping or deciding the outcome of the hurtful moment.

Jabroni 1: Nobody wants to go to prom with me! Fuckin' sucks, man!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?

Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!

by Jugh Hanus May 15, 2016

patrick mininger

A mini fag that has no life

Your a Patrick mininger

by Patrick Mininger November 28, 2016

Data Mining

The belief that any sufficiently large amount of data contains the information you want with probability aprroaching 1.

- I really wanted this study to proof that my saliva cures cancer, but it doesn't work.
+Have you tried data mining?

by Haniseeker December 11, 2016

Deeter Mining

Spending immeasurable amounts of time browsing the internet (most times aimlessly). Particularly popular with children and teens.

Get up and clean your room, you've been deeter mining all day.

by Lamarky Williams August 3, 2018