McDonalds

A bad fast food chain. The food has grease and calories through the roof, is likely to cause food poisoning, and doesn't even taste good. Its symbol is often optimistically called the Golden Arches; but in actuality, it's a huge, piss-yellow "M."

Often sued by people who got fat on the product. While it's true that no one made them eat there, the company kind of deserves it.

"I've given up eating at McDonalds; the food literally makes me sick."

by Qit February 25, 2004

McDonalds

(Literally) Junk Food restaurant. The crap they sell there shouldn't even be considered food, but since is too cheap, most rednecks and no-good bums eat their own shit there.

What is this shit? Ooh, It's MacDonalds

*Insert sound of someone eating his/her own vomit here*

by Lord Cthulhu July 21, 2003

McDonalds Friday

The day of the week that a swarve looking group of young adults make a pilgrimage to McDonalds in Barkingside
Additions to the agenda:

Tescos

Sweet shop

Ayo

Spitballing

"Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday

I met this girl on Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & McDonalds Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday ---- Craig David booty"

by raisonloverforlife2k11 January 26, 2011

The McDonald's Dad

The Dad who treats his kids to McDonald's and other things, while the Mother does all the dirty work of parenting.

Quit being The McDonald's Dad and change the kids diaper for a change.

by tony1492 July 23, 2012

McDonalds

The best fast food restaurant ever to exist. They have delicious burgers, and the best chicken nuggets and strips ever to be cooked. There fries are extremely delicious, and taste really good when coated with grease. But unfortunately, Mcdonalds is getting ruined by obese people who are sueing them even though theyre the ones who ate it every day. In my opinion, Mcdonalds is ok every once in a while, but dont get mad at them if you have no self control over your mouth.

Dude, lets go get some Mcdonalds!

Yes! Ive been craving those fries.

by Bulbonius January 12, 2006

mcdonalds

Heaven when you want fries. Hell when you want breakfast at any time past 10:30 on weekdays and 11:00 on weekends. Although all of their breakfast choices taste exactly the same they are still delicious.

**Cop pulls woman over**
Cop-Excuse me but you were going one hundred miles over the speed limit.
Woman-JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING TICKET BEFORE THEY STOP SERVING BREAKFAST AT MCDONALDS!

by holly the ginger kid. May 21, 2007

Mcdonalds

deep fried shit

i had the green apple splatters so i decided to deep fry it and make it into Mcdonalds Salad, the left over solids were made into big macs, nuggets , etc

by pubefarmer April 22, 2009