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Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.
She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.
by Cody G. C. March 12, 2008
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Mashed potato bath

The sexual act of going around to parked cars and scraping off bird shit to take home and warm up to fill a bath tub to soak in .
Max and Ben spent their day soaking in there very own mashed potato bath.
by weeny bubble August 14, 2010
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English Muffin Mashed Potato

A sexual act involving mashed potatoes on genitals, while consuming an English Muffin.
Emily did the English Muffin Mashed Potato last night. Everyone saw her at that party. My innocence is lost.
by Kellyissofab May 16, 2011
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mashed like never before

Phrase used by neandertholic goons, usually reaching over 6 feet in height and hairy, who idolize other goofy big 6 foot indians. Refers to act of getting homoerotic on shorter monkey-like Indians, and random tall guys, while consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
We must now get mashed like never before and stay in the club until the lights come on so I can talk to a bunch of tall GUYS.
by Bigjohnstud September 26, 2005
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mashed

to be hyper on natural highs and not drugs you little townie dingers!!! u shudnt take drugs!! and mashed is to be hiyperrrrrrrr!
im so mashed after that red bull!!1
by jellyspoon123 July 1, 2005
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Makedown

When a person jumps on another person and they start making out, and they both fall over. Combination of Makeout and Takedown.
''I have a huge bruise on my back... I think it's from last night's makedown when I fell onto the table''
by Kiwi~Chan March 4, 2009
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Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.
She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.
by Cody G. C. March 11, 2008
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