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Marcos

Marcos is a straight Savage. Even though he has baby hands you will always catch him at extreme. Dont let him near your kids he will push them down and try to blame someone else. He definately is a bitch. He does have a big heart and loves all of his friends and family and he loves his girlfriend more than life itself. Altho he's short he compensates in other ways. He also has a fat 12 inch cock.
Hide your kids, hide your wife's, and beware of the schlong. Marcos is cumming.
by MarcosDaGreat November 24, 2021
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Marco

He is a weird sexual person who loves women and can't stand to be alone has a small penis but assumes he had a big one because of his low self esteem.
Marco was so bad in bed last night
by Japoxfriedman April 10, 2019
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Mang-marcos

A term meaning "to steal" or "to take credit" which came from the surname of the family of late-dictator of the Philippines who stole billions and took credit of non-government projects.
"Mag-ingat ka, baka mang-marcos iyang kaklase mo ng gawa mo."
Eng. translation: "Be careful, your classmate may take credit of your work."
by iskonatic marcosivility April 18, 2022
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Marcos

He is part of the Peruvian drug cartel 😨 He will nate everywhere, his white stuff will get in your nose (cocaine ofc) do NOT annoy Marcos or HE WILL FIND YOU
Oh my god, Marcos is gonna nate in me RUN!!! *runs away*
by Sergibidee December 3, 2023
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Marco

He is the GOAT. Huge Penis. Great in bed. 6ft 10 . Cracked at Fortnite my guy
by BIG_Morras November 25, 2022
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Marco Joseph

A "Marco" has some very high racist way of delivering his humor that only 500IQ above will only get a chance to mimic their fraction of his humor.
-He is the inner divinity sacred within all of us
-Will send you memes mostly "dark" or "morbid"
-Powerful

*Buddies with Michael"
Marco Joseph: "Me and my Ex-wife had sex after she lost the one game we had bet on"

Michael: "what game?"

Marco Joseph: " Russian Roulette"

Michael: " YOOOOO"
by Gunnn June 8, 2021
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Marcos

If you are white and named Marcos your parents were high at the time of your birth or should probably be in a mental institution. As a baby you were dropped several times resulting in a confusion which explains your low IQ(17IQ). Likes girls one year younger( kind of like a pedophile but not as extreme). Marcoses are creative but mainly twist others ideas and pretends that they’re their own. Love video games, books, and won’t listen in class. Works at “McDonald’s” (really just reads a lot). Marcoses are rated just behind stalin and Jack the Ripper( In terms of sanity)
Ahahahahah ( hitting chest with forearm) I’m MaRcOs!?!?
by Baguette 🥖 Gang February 13, 2019
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