Luke

A blond hair kid, chubby and short. He is very smart and will probably be a billionaire when he grows up. He eats a little too much and will do anything for food, especially cheeseburgers or donuts.

“Who’s that shoving all the muffins and donuts in their mouth?”
“That has to be a Luke “

by Jfdghdg December 26, 2019

Luke

A man who's good a Clash Royale but nothing else. He has really bad writing and really long hair. When he cuts his hair he looks so different you don't recognize him. He generally has blond hair and blue eyes.

Wow Luke, how do you read your writing?

by abc123987zxy July 15, 2017

Luke

Luke is a crazy ass motherfucker. He’ll do anything besides his work. If you were to date a luke he would fight and nigga for you.

This man tried to hit on my and my boyfriend luke beat his ass.

Luke go to the office

by Mr dog November 7, 2019

Luke

He's a fat ass who cannot get his own food for himself. He will ask for burger King and McDonald's. He also is stupid and ugly

Hey, have you seen Luke before, he's so fat

by Hypex Power March 20, 2019

Luke

is the dumbest name you can litterly give your son yes i have deslezyia yes i can not spell luke is not charming he sucks

luke is the biggest doo doo head ever

by keyboarduser12 September 10, 2020

Luke

A person who is rubbish at geography

Luke is shit at intercourse

by Gibbybanter February 7, 2021

Luke

Luke are pure assholes. They will go girl to girl searching for the “right girl” but later on in his life he will realize that he let the right girl go. He’s too caught up in his good looks and nice body to care about anything but himself. He will break every thing he touches and leave girls crying themselves to sleep. If you ever find a Luke, run for your life.

ME : “ why are you crying Lisa?”

Lisa: “Luke broke up with me last night, and now he’s dating Lola”

by Bdcjsnsbid April 17, 2019