Step on a lego

A slur used against somebody in order to tell them about how much you dont like theme

Person 1: i hope you step on a lego
Person 2: HOW DARE YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE JERK

by ndog21_blu21 May 17, 2023

Lego cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

Ref. Lego loading

Last Saturday, Todd Lego cannoned the bartender at the club.

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

lego

Little plastic landmines.

They FUCKING HURT to step on

You: Ah what I nice da- OW FUCK MY FEET! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE? LEGOS??????!?!?!?!?! FUCKCKCKKCCKCCCKKCKC.

by SumKidWithIssues September 27, 2017

Lego Ring

The single worst song to be written, produced, created, wtv

Lil Yachty on Lego Ring "My ring stick like honey :p"

by GmodMagician February 10, 2024

LEGO blocks

Tiny bricks that induce extreme amounts of pain when stepped on. When dumped on the ground in large quantities, they essentially create a barrier to bare feet.

"why are you crying, stepsis?"
"I stepped on LEGO blocks"

by youhavesucsessfullyturnedmeon July 9, 2023

Drunk Lego's

Cursed Lego figures.

Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!

Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?

Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.

by burgerkingassletuce December 4, 2019

Lego Hand

To make a Lego hand to choke someone

Amy Lego handed Ethan
Amy is a mean Lego hander

by Ethan D'Souza April 12, 2021