Late Facebook Bloomer

Someone who takes forEVER to get a damn Facebook (usually at least a year) for whatever reason. Social pressure, realizing they're not cool without one, etc, etc...

Bout TIME you get one, late facebook bloomer pussy!

by Jazzist August 15, 2006

johnny come lately

a man that has trouble getting his penis up.

mike had a johnny come lately moment tonight.

by amandaerinlauren February 15, 2007

Late night cut

Having sex late at night

Late night cut leaves you more relaxed at night

by vivmm March 03, 2012

Happy Late Year

When people are still saying Happy New Year, even though it's already a week after the new year.

(Jan 5, 2010)...

person 1: happy new year!!! whats up??

person 2: more like happy late year... it was new years 5 days ago bro

by sadohawofhoqw January 06, 2010

Take the late bus

to ditch a school event of some kind and talk shit about bitches

"dude, i hate bitchy people"

"Ohmigod, I know, lets go take the late bus"

"totally"

by girlygirl726678 October 30, 2009

Church of Late Duederotofme

The New New book of Duederotofme and all the prophesies of Duke Williamson Tennant

And God spoke

Let all your work cease, let the field crops rot and be eaten by the beast of the forests. Kill the beasts of the forests and do not eat them, let them rot, for I have spoken and the children of the world shall starve.

For there is no longer a need to for exaltation in hunger, for the purpose of my children has been fulfilled. The earth has been emptied of all resources and all that is left is to transend reality into the spirit world. So that we can overcome our hunger related limitations. The time of the great nothingness has come. We will now be able to enjoy the vast pleasures of the universe.

Fear not death from starvation. For enduring starvation and sub coming to death you will begin a journey unlike any other that you have experienced. Your god waits for you with open eyes, to guide you into the afterlife, where life energy abounds and my children will no longer suffer. I have created this plane for all of my children, as a temporal destination location, until a new planet is ready for the souls of my children to find organic hosts to control.

By Duke Williamson Tennant founder of the
Church of Late Duederotofme

by Lord Duke Williamson Tennant July 25, 2008

Late by "two steps"

When the gay priest resets the universe.

And star finger doesn't work

Priest:"two steps" You were late by "two steps"

*Kills the horny prisoner's dad and friends*

by 30k Kars on Mars August 08, 2021