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Lasered

A term in Halo 3 similar to verbs like sniped, when some is fragged directly through the Spartan Laser. This is shown in the text commentary as player 1 lasered Player 2. This is known to be one of the more comedic sayings of Halo 3.
Did you see how I lasered both of them them in one charge?!
by Krunkmister October 16, 2007
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yellow laser beam

A yellow laser beam is a stream of freshly urinated piss.
Was surprised when I open my mouth and recieved a steaming mouthful of yellow laser beam.
by Jedi.Ain August 31, 2006
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layersoflain

a person who carries the lain fandom on tiktok
(person makes posts an amazing lain video on tiktok)
"Wow ur being a real layersoflain rn!!!"
by crowscreaming March 7, 2022
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Phase Laser

A Phase Laser is a woman or babe that instantly turns a guy on to an extreme level. Phase lasers are somehwhat rare and should be observed at a distance so that no harm can come to the male observer. Like love at first sight, a phase laser is similar in that she will in no doubt attract all the male attention in a 500m radius. When her pure gorgeousness and beauty along with perfection present itself, you will know that she is a true phase laser.
The term phase laser is derived from theoretical physics, in that a male will change what state(or phase) he is in when he catches a glimpse of phase laser.

WARNING do not over-dose on phase lasers, this can lead to extreme mental illness, and phase lasers should always be taken seriously. A flase phase laser (due to observing at a further than normal dustance) can cause blindness at close sight.
Tony! look away, she ain't no phase laser!

Look at that phase laser in that shop!

That phase laser in the green hoodie is phasy.
by Minnesia April 30, 2011
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The Quad-Laser

An inescapable, slow-moving laser that fires a two-dimensional square in three Dimensions. Invented by the Mooninites.
No one can escape the The Quad-Laser!
by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 10, 2015
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Antigentilsm Denial Losers

Jewish losers that deny antigentilism and push the antisemtism narrative.
Antigentilsm Denial Losers ain’t fooling nobody.
by AnonDoxy May 4, 2023
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lakers

a team in LA that will never win a 4th championship because malone and payton r getting old and timberwolves r gonna kill them...they will also lose all their good players next year(2005)...LETS GO TIMBERWOLVES!!!
lakers r whack
by Yao Ming, Chau, Yao Yao May 23, 2004
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