Swim Laps

Slang / sexual inuendo for fellatio, either simultaniously or alternating amongst 2 or more people.

"Hey, you want to go swim some laps? ;) "

"M4M looking for a partner to swim laps with at local pool"

by T.Duckenson December 6, 2011

European Lap Dance

The act of a woman wearing underwear rubbing up on a man who is naked. The woman moves her pelvic area back and forth while sitting on the man.

That girl was rubbing up on me like a European Lap Dance.

When she slid up and down against me it felt like a European Lap Dance.

by acerrr July 8, 2010

Lap dance overflow

When a friend or companion is getting a lapdance at a strip club; the act of positioning yourself as close as possible, as to get accidentally rubbed on by the stripper or the over flow of body parts: ie. tits and vagina

Hey guys, I'm kinda broke right now; so I'm just gonna try and get your lap dance overflow tonight.

Or

Rick is getting a lapdance, I'm gonna get in close to get some lapdance overflow.

by Andrewlovedr December 1, 2013

Naked lap dance

Where either the giver or receiver of a lap dance or both are naked.It is muck better than a regular lap dance and can lead to lap sex.

John is getting a naked lap dance.

by Deep blue 2012 December 2, 2009

Montana lap rat

Adjective. Hairy, unkempt pussy.

Your momma gotsa montana lap rat between her legs.

by Mark January 28, 2005

Russian Lap Dance

when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....

the russian lap dance is the only way to take a shit.

by Mattman40 January 9, 2012

Taking A Victory Lap

Taking 5 years to finish a 4 year degree. The 5th year counts as your victory lap.

Taking extra time to finish something.

I had 6 more credits before I could graduate, so I had to take a victory lap.

Everyone else finished at 4 o'clock, but I was taking a victory lap and finished at 6.

by Stats Class January 25, 2010