locally sourced milk

Milk from a girls tits.

“Yooo!! I found a milf who’s going to give me locally sourced milk!”

by nesol June 22, 2022

local celeb

A well known person in a small town area, that’s not actually relevant in the real world.

Look at that local celeb I see them every party.

by Taylor Tuscan April 10, 2021

Flat Wheels Local

The nickname of the old Grand Street Shuttle train that ran from 57th Street and Avenue of Americas to Grand Street in New York City in the 1980s, the cars used as R27s had every wheel with flat spots and made such a loud noise you can hear the train from as far as 5 stops away.

"Damn Jimmy what the hell is that loud noise in the tunnel?" Ah Tony that's the sound of the "Flat Wheels Local" and it sounds like its at 34th Street herald square right about now!

by GeneralHawk505 April 29, 2023

local sorority

A sorority that typically consists of only one chapter, located at the university it was founded at. Chapters are typically small in size compared to their National counterparts, who tend to have chapters of 100+ girls.

Chi Omega Rho, a local sorority at Lawrence Technological University

by ORho February 1, 2014

Local celebtard

A local celebrity, for example, a news anchor, reporter or meteorologist. These people claim they got into the line of work they are in because they had a true passion for it but, really, we all know they are only doing it in the hopes a Hollywood casting agent will one day spot them. Or The Today Show will fire Matt Lauer or Al Roker for them.

Person one: What you watching on TV?
Person two: Oh just Craig Setzer, from CBS 4 in Miami
Person one: Oh he's a local celebtard.

by Chocolate Dreamz January 24, 2011

local nobody

A "local nobody" is an individual who has little recognition or influence, and may be viewed as insignificant by those outside their immediate community or social circle. The term can also be used negatively to diminish someone's perceived importance.

Look at all those local nobody's in those facebook comments..... thinking their opinion matters.....

by Local Nobody March 4, 2023

local Lauren forcement

What we'd have if Ms. Bacall was sheriff.

Since da former Mrs. Humphrey Bogart was such a strong proponent of women's rights, said famous Liberal-Party actress might have had to do some major 'weeding of da ranks" --- or at least instigate a robustly-potent gender-fairness-training program --- if she'd assumed a "local Lauren forcement" role, since not all of da deputies under her control might have been similarly equality-minded.

by QuacksO March 17, 2024