Leander

leander is the type of guy to be able to talk to woman, but cannot pull through.

He is a pussy. he has a phat ass, but still cant pull. a literal twig.

person 1: wow look at leander, i just wanna fuck his ass

person 2: yeah same, but he still cant pull biches

by ghengis kong April 21, 2022

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Goat Loader

One that is so wasted they have lost all sense of balance, self control and manors. This person no choice but to act like a complete ass hole. Someone that gets so drunk they piss themselves before falling through your coffee table and then puke on your couch. If a male, the goat loader lives with his parents for his entire life cycle. His parents will have caught him naked with dick in hand passed out on their couch watching paperview porn and on a bad night he will have a dried up load on his shirt or worse his chin.

Jim was such a goat loader last night, not only did he fuck my fat sister but he also shit in my refrigerator.

by CrazzyEddie2010 December 19, 2010

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Leaner

A longish extrusion of fecal material stuck to the skin of the left or right ass-cheek, that is free enough to lean to the right or left, front or back, depending on the angle of the bum relative to the toilet seat. May or may not be fully extruded from the balloon knot, but must be attached to the cheek in question. May be partially submerged in the toilet water, if long enough. Requires a vigorous shaking of the butt cheeks and possible sphincter contraction to dislodge, followed by extensive butt-wiping to ensure proper hygiene.

Christian: (Loudly, from the bathroom) Dad! I've got a leaner!
Dad: And that's my problem how?

by Snarkzilla February 4, 2014

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