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Atomic Kitten

THE best band ever ever EVER! No one can beat them, not Girls Aloud, Pussycat Dolls or even Sugababes so get told! They had an amazing worldwide fan base, their own racing team, car, clothing range and so much more! Love for the kittens!
Suzy: Who's the best band ever?
Me: ATOMIC KITTEN of course!
by AtomicKittenRule May 26, 2006
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smitten kitten

the term to express one's love for a certain man.
i am beyong "liking" this guy,
i'm a full-blown smitten kitten!
I'M SUCH A SMITTEN KITTEN FOR DAN COLEMAN RIGHT NOW
by catpaw1234 December 4, 2010
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male sex kitten

A sex God, with a chiselled body, abs you can iron a shirt on and a fantastic ass. A burning beacon of sexuality. Hard to resist. A man that can make your panties melt.

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Keenan!?!
KEENAN! KEENAN! KEENAN! Keenan is a male sex kitten, he is so good.
by Crust(and Proud), May 22, 2008
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2 kittens, 1 boy

2 kittens, 1 boy was a video posted on YouTube in 2010 by Luke Magnotta including a boy putting 2 small kittens into a vacuum seal bag and vacuum sealing them, both kittens died and Magnotta was arrested on June 4th 2012 for first-degree murder.
2 kittens, 1 boy is a disgusting video and should have never been posted in the first place.
by boddahvr September 30, 2022
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Black Cat, Black Kitten.

Meaning that a child copies their parents. Usually if the thing the child copies is a bad thing. eg; drugs, alcohol, criminal offences, adultery.

an irish saying.
Susan: Did you hear that Jane cheated on her husband with another fella?

Margaret: Aint that strange? Her mother did the exact same thing 10 years ago.

Susan: Well, you know what they say. Black cat, black kitten.
by gee;x. November 13, 2011
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kittens mittens

A sarcastic term used to describe someone after an accomplishment.
Jesse: I got a B on my test.

Amanda:I recieved an A!

Jesse: Well, aren't you the kittens mittens.
by Shannnon July 3, 2006
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Punch a Kitten

Punch A Kitten: A internet term that is usually used when someone has either:

1. said something so stupid they must be punished to some extent and since we do not have the power to reach thru the internet yet to slap that person then a kitten must be punched on their behalf.

2. a individual has become enraged with such anger the only possible means of feeling better is to do the unthinkable of punching such a cute and cuddly animal that has done no wrong.
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Example1.

Forum user 1. I lub the internetz dat much i muszt beez da bombzerz!

Forum user 2. Your inablility to type something intelligent makes me want to punch a kitten You Grand Master Cock Dragon!
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Example 2.

Texas Republican: WTF Obama won the God Damn Election!!! That Dick Banger makes me so fuckin angry I want to go Punch a Kitten right now!!!
by Dusty M. August 28, 2009
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