Kobe "Scooby Doo" Bryant

One who licks his face more than a dog. It can either be with one big tongue swipe in a circular motion covering the entire facial area, or a flurry of smaller licks as if he is trying to eat his own lips.

Kobe "Scooby Doo" Bryant had a press conference today, and showed the world how to eat your own face while speaking.

by elfstrodamus6 October 18, 2006

popped them kobe's

reference to taking ecstacy being that kobe bryants number is 24 and x being the 24th letter in the alphabet

dude1:dude I heard you popped them kobe's
dude2:yeah dude I popped them and started flying across the court

by bobby porter June 09, 2008

Going Down Like Kobe

When a situation/event is going bad or not favorable in your odds.

Man I felt like I was going down like Kobe on that test.

by GoldenRocket97 January 27, 2020

National Kobe and Gigi day

On february 26 it will be national Kobe and Gigi day

Friend 1 why’d you yell Kobe and Gigi. Friend 2 cuz it’s national Kobe and Gigi day to honor them.

by sadday101 January 29, 2020

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes)

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

by C44444 January 03, 2019

going out like kobe

To die in a fiery explosion, going out in a blaze of glory

Fuck nursing homes, when I get too old to wipe my ass I'm going out like Kobe.

by The bootynator January 27, 2020

Part-Time Kobe Fan

Someone who tries to be all for Kobe when he's on top and jump of the bandwagon when he doesn't win the championship.

"Now that the Finals are over, all the Part-Time Kobe Fans went and sold their jerseys on Ebay, so they could go buy Paul Pierce's jersey, just so they can be on his bandwagon for a year, and go buy someone else's jersey after that."

by Kbsboo July 12, 2008