karthik and kritika

Two people who are made to fall in love with each other

Those two couples are just like Karthik and kritika.

by I.l.l.u.m.i.n.a.t.i. October 13, 2019

Karate chop

A girl who has no ass, no boobs, or neither. Named after the "karate chop" motion, a straight-down chop that signifies the flatness of the body. Not necessarily negative or positive in connotation, simply a description. Can be used as a motion.

"She's cute, but she's a karate chop."

Ed: I saw this girl at the mall wearing a haltertop.
Sam: How big where her boobs?
Ed: *karate chops*
Sam: Oh.

by Mac Stinkwater August 16, 2009

karate cock

In martial arts, a person with an extremely large amount of agility, strength, flexibility, or speed, but generally lacking in both humility and the ability to actually fight; often mistakes point sparring for actual combat. Will rationalize any shortcomings or losses instead of acknowledging them with humility and the desire to improve. Frequently a practicioner of Tae Kwon Do, which is a style plagued by karate cocks. Will often badmouth instructors that don't recognize their obvious superiority over other, normal students.

If somebody seems to be extremely eager to inform you about what an AWESOME martial artist they are, chances are they are a karate cock.

1. "He wouldn't stop talking about how great his old schools were, but when we actually got to sparring he took one hit and wanted to stop. He's just a karate cock."

2. Karatecock: "I'm 12th Degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do, I have a room full of trophies from point sparring, I can do a backflip, and I don't need to practice grappling because I'm too good to worry about tripping or being taken down. Nobody can beat me up. And I'm only 17."

3. "After we were done sparring, he was telling me how he would have won if he hadn't been off-balance from his hand and foot pads- he never considered that I was wearing the exact same gear that he was. He's such a karatecock."

4. Karatecock: "I don't need to actually learn to fight if I can do my high kick well enough, right? It's not like people will duck, or anything, or just take the hit and throw me to the ground anyway."

5. The tae kwon do guy featured on that fight science show seemed like a bit of a karatecock.

by risingrk April 15, 2008

Italian Karate

Male masturbation, Wanking.

" I heard Dave in the bathroom the other day giving it the old Italian Karate"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

kaant

A version of the word cunt as spoken by Australian men with mullets. Usually used in conjunction with a threat of violence.

Ya spilt beer all over me new AC/DC shirt you kaant. I'm gunna bloody have you!

by Juddo September 22, 2007

Mario kart tour

Such a scam game

Little Timmy: this isn’t online what??
Some gay Nintendo news thing: MARIO IS PAYED FOR
bob: GOD FRICK ITS PAY TO WIN IM PISSED
Jake: Mario kart tour is such a disappointment

by Jdidbeudbduebhopenenehneneneee October 15, 2019

Karate Chop

When you slice someone with your hang (having a flat palm)

I totally owe you a karate chop in the arm for not letting me hit those greens first.

by Jimmy Hat August 24, 2003