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learning juice

A "learning juice" is an alcoholic drink you have before a certain class used to enlarge your confidence in your abilities and therefore lets you contribute more to class. Its secondary purpose is to make the class more bearable.
I feel like having a learning juice before Spanish class today to loosen my tongue a bit.
by bottle of wine April 12, 2017
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Bastard Juice

Cum Semen Jizz Spunk That white shit you squirt into dirty whores to get them pregnant so you can leave them and their illegitimate offspring behind.
Oh no, someone got me pregnant! I must have got pumped full of bastard juice.
by DirtyDfromtheBAC October 5, 2015
mugGet the Bastard Juicemug.

crap juice

Can be used to describe a runny shit, or the hot liquids which are produced from a runny shit, also known as the Green Apple Splatters. Usually when crap juice is involved in a dump, you are most likely to shit through a screen door without leaving your mark.
"Vince, is that crap juice running down your leg? Holy Hell Vince, you got crap juice everywhere you nasty mother fucker."

"Nigga, what the hell are you doing sitting at this stop sign? You better hurry up because I gotta take a crap and im fixing to get crap juice all over the place. I mean gosh, its just crap, crap, crap."
by CosmicKristy September 12, 2006
mugGet the crap juicemug.

Gobby-Juice

Low priced fizzy wine dispensed into groups of females as a staring point for a night out. Leads to extensive fuckwittery including squealing and loosening of morals.
We wound a load of gobby-juice into them and they became a massive group of cunts.
by Fizzy Gravy February 24, 2023
mugGet the Gobby-Juicemug.

Bourbon Juice

The mixture of piss, horse shit, spilled beer and alcohol and what ever else hits Bourbon street. It forms a sludge that will ruin nice shoes. Bourbon Juice is only found in NOLA
I should have worn my old sneakers to Bourbon Street last night because I now have Bourbon Juice all over my new ones.
by Maverick Smooth August 17, 2011
mugGet the Bourbon Juicemug.

homo juice

the drink for every fortnite kid on this planet
8 year old: hey bro wanna play fortnite i have some homo juice at my house
by filamke February 9, 2021
mugGet the homo juicemug.

Wang juice

Generally any liquid that comes out of your penis. Ex. Pee or cum
Man I can't wait to swallow all of dads wang juice.
by Big_daddy_jankins December 12, 2020
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