jerry seinfeld

someone who talks too much during sex and kills the mood

"the thing about nipples is...blah, blah, blah, blah"

"thanks, jerry seinfeld, just forget it and let's go to sleep"

by secret danger squirrel mouse March 13, 2009

Jerry Bitch

A bitch that is dirty or has a disease, commonly used for hookers

Jerome was out with that jerry bitch last night.

"Have you seen Tod's girlfriend? She looks like a jerry bitch"

by Zack Raper April 8, 2007

Jerry Maine

A slang term for marijuana. Originally said to have been made by some dyslexic guy who meant to say Mary Jane, but ended up saying Jary Mane instead. The newly created word has since become the most popular slang for marijuana, and has been respelled to Jerry Maine.

Yeah, give me some Jerry Maine.
What? You mean Mary Jane?
No, you fucking retard. Give me Jerry Maine.

by Rusty Shackleberg February 5, 2005

Uncle Jerry

The new nickame Alan Kalter, announcer of The Late Show with David Letterman, has given himself in place of "Big Red." This is usually when he uses his street talk to try to sound like a gangster and calls host David "DL".

"Hi, I'm Alan Kalter, TV's Uncle Jerry."

by defgtyu September 12, 2008

Full Jerry

Over the top and exaggerated success and/or accomplishment referring to a unassuming nickname given to a large and immensely satisfying penis wielded by a Christopher

An expression of utter and complete satisfaction in a job well done

That man went Full Jerry on my new kitchen cabinets... They are absolutely amazing!

He gave me the Full Jerry. I can hardly walk today

by Quittah April 20, 2018

stanky jerry

a person who smells like an absolute unit and needs to freshin up a bit

man did you see that stanky jerry his ass was stenching

by Ripper investigators May 6, 2019

Jerry Wong

Some sort of God. Bitches constantly wanted his wong .

want my wong bitch ? jerry wong

by Wongtonglingpongwong August 22, 2011