jerry seinfeld

someone who talks too much during sex and kills the mood

"the thing about nipples is...blah, blah, blah, blah"

"thanks, jerry seinfeld, just forget it and let's go to sleep"

by secret danger squirrel mouse March 13, 2009

Jerry Bitch

A bitch that is dirty or has a disease, commonly used for hookers

Jerome was out with that jerry bitch last night.

"Have you seen Tod's girlfriend? She looks like a jerry bitch"

by Zack Raper April 8, 2007

Jerry Maine

A slang term for marijuana. Originally said to have been made by some dyslexic guy who meant to say Mary Jane, but ended up saying Jary Mane instead. The newly created word has since become the most popular slang for marijuana, and has been respelled to Jerry Maine.

Yeah, give me some Jerry Maine.
What? You mean Mary Jane?
No, you fucking retard. Give me Jerry Maine.

by Rusty Shackleberg February 5, 2005

Uncle Jerry

The new nickame Alan Kalter, announcer of The Late Show with David Letterman, has given himself in place of "Big Red." This is usually when he uses his street talk to try to sound like a gangster and calls host David "DL".

"Hi, I'm Alan Kalter, TV's Uncle Jerry."

by defgtyu September 12, 2008

freakin jerry

A phrase used when you're pissed and there's no one to blame it on

*loses wallet, phone, keys*

"Freakin jerry"

by smallfreakinfry October 7, 2017

Jerry Jackson

Jerry Jackson is a cultured animated comedy created by David Firth (Creator of Salad Fingers). In Jerry Jackson, you are taught the ways of the Gods in episodes such as religion. You follow when Linkin Park came to his house and when he taught the audience about racism.

suk my dik nobeye ~jerry jackson
Or
you are the god jerry

jerry of the jacksons

by Kitch_the_interlectual February 24, 2021

Jerry Coleman

a. A person who drives from one Costco to another to fill his stomach with free samples. b. An tongue-tied imbecile who has trouble pronouncing 4 syllable words. c. A person regularly bullied by someone name Vinny.

Man, I saw you at the Glen Burnie Costco yesterday... Are you Jerry Colemaning me bro?

by jcole5545 February 15, 2019