jail dance

A sexual dance performed by an adult on a minor, or vice-versa, resulting in one or both of the participants serving time
"Hey man, did you hear about the kid that went to the club for his birthday? What a badass!"

"Yeah, but the cops found out it was a jail dance and arrested the performer. He does look mature for an eleven year old though"
by Word_4_word February 11, 2016
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FaceTime jail

when your significant other doesn’t want to FaceTime
My boyfriend put me in FaceTime jail and I didn’t get to FaceTime him all weekend.
by CriZtoph December 04, 2023
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jailing

accustoming oneself to life in jail and adapting one’s lifestyle to make one’s time there as tolerable as possible. Usually by making another inmate look foolish for others enjoyment.
"Dont let people Jail on you, always stand up for yourself"

You saw how zeke was jailing on shawn, that shit was funny as hell."

"Maaaan, stop jailing bro, fuck outta here"
by Prisonmike2.0 October 09, 2023
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Cream Jail

A Cream Jail is someone in a chastity cage and being vibrated while leaving a creamy substance after ejaculating. Hence the name Cream Jail
by YiffMeDaddyUwU April 16, 2022
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social jail

when you hold people accountable in social situations where there are no legal ramifications. you can do this by uninviting them to events, unfollowing them, talking about their bad behaviour etc
Did you hear Chack sexually assaulted Marah? Too bad our legal system is fucked... better put him in social jail so he learns his lesson.
by socialjail123 April 19, 2021
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Jail dummies

Jail dummies are impressionable, naive, usually young people who are just entering the world of low end crime. The jail dummies have no clue what the profit from their crime is actually worth, because they're new and oblivious to the profit margins and believe the criminal hiring them is simply giving them a fair share.

In truth, the crime itself is usually simply but fairly high risk, which is why a smarter criminal will outsource the job to jail dummies, so the dummies go to jail while the career criminal gets to deny the whole thing.
Don't worry, if we get caught, I can deny the whole thing and blame it on my jail dummies.
by GliveCo January 23, 2023
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Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.
Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.
by W E E N S U C C September 16, 2019
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