jerry seinfeld

someone who talks too much during sex and kills the mood

"the thing about nipples is...blah, blah, blah, blah"

"thanks, jerry seinfeld, just forget it and let's go to sleep"

by secret danger squirrel mouse March 13, 2009

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Jerry Bitch

A bitch that is dirty or has a disease, commonly used for hookers

Jerome was out with that jerry bitch last night.

"Have you seen Tod's girlfriend? She looks like a jerry bitch"

by Zack Raper April 8, 2007

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A slang term for marijuana. Originally said to have been made by some dyslexic guy who meant to say Mary Jane, but ended up saying Jary Mane instead. The newly created word has since become the most popular slang for marijuana, and has been respelled to Jerry Maine.

Yeah, give me some Jerry Maine.
What? You mean Mary Jane?
No, you fucking retard. Give me Jerry Maine.

by Rusty Shackleberg February 5, 2005

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Uncle Jerry

The new nickame Alan Kalter, announcer of The Late Show with David Letterman, has given himself in place of "Big Red." This is usually when he uses his street talk to try to sound like a gangster and calls host David "DL".

"Hi, I'm Alan Kalter, TV's Uncle Jerry."

by defgtyu September 12, 2008

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Jerry Young

An enigmatic agent in the late 1950's through the 1990's.
Outwardly an engineer, covertly active in southern Arizona, central Arizona, with short periods in DC, Virginia, Portugal, New York, upstate New York.
Capture of Russian agent with Cuban escorts in Arizona desert is still used in training scenarios.
Developed the "facial triangle" fatal shot for .22 pistols.

NSA hq in Maryland had a Jerry Young testing room with multimedia scenarios.

by Yuri Molodoy February 3, 2010

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