jerry seinfeld

someone who talks too much during sex and kills the mood

"the thing about nipples is...blah, blah, blah, blah"

"thanks, jerry seinfeld, just forget it and let's go to sleep"

by secret danger squirrel mouse March 13, 2009

Jerry Bitch

A bitch that is dirty or has a disease, commonly used for hookers

Jerome was out with that jerry bitch last night.

"Have you seen Tod's girlfriend? She looks like a jerry bitch"

by Zack Raper April 8, 2007

Jerry Maine

A slang term for marijuana. Originally said to have been made by some dyslexic guy who meant to say Mary Jane, but ended up saying Jary Mane instead. The newly created word has since become the most popular slang for marijuana, and has been respelled to Jerry Maine.

Yeah, give me some Jerry Maine.
What? You mean Mary Jane?
No, you fucking retard. Give me Jerry Maine.

by Rusty Shackleberg February 5, 2005

Uncle Jerry

The new nickame Alan Kalter, announcer of The Late Show with David Letterman, has given himself in place of "Big Red." This is usually when he uses his street talk to try to sound like a gangster and calls host David "DL".

"Hi, I'm Alan Kalter, TV's Uncle Jerry."

by defgtyu September 12, 2008

Jerry Wong

Some sort of God. Bitches constantly wanted his wong .

want my wong bitch ? jerry wong

by Wongtonglingpongwong August 22, 2011

The Jerry Springer

When you hide in a bush while masterbating. When someone walks by you spring out of the bush yelling jerry repeatedly while ejaculating on or near them.

Friend 1- Hey man i pulled The Jerry Springer on Sarah the other day. It went all over her new Sketchers.

by BingoBongo1994 November 18, 2017

jerry link

A URL that a person refuses to open because it might contain content that is NSFW

Person 1: Did Dave message you on Steam?
Person 2: Yea, but I didn't open up the message because he usually sends me jerry links.

by seveneleven98 December 30, 2015