Jacob

That fucking big ass whore who can jump like a real kangaroo. Sometimes his hair is an actual bird's nest. He believes that he is rich but when you see it from you pov, you realize he's just a showoff who has nothing better to do. He can also do the "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and toes" dance fairly and decently well. He is the fakest ass bitch you will ever meet. One second he will talk to your face, but then the next he will say something completely different to other people behind your back. The amount of times he calls you an asshole behind your back is too many to count. He will pretend to be nice to you when it's your birthday, but right when the clock hits 12:00 am the next day, he starts up again.

"This girl ______ is such an asshole, I would never choose her over you."
"ok Jacob"

by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020

Jacob

someone who you would regreat losing
they may not be your prince charming on the outside but they are on the inside.
has anger issues but can be super sweet,
once you get to know them you wont ever forget

person: hes ugly
me: no hes not the knight in shining armor but hes my jacob

by Hanna the llama April 18, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a very, very annoying person. He is a major douche bag, and no one likes him. Everyone hates him literally. He yells too much. He gets in trouble a lot. Why is he even alive?

Hey, you Jacob, kill yourself.

by Wanna one April 19, 2018

jacob's

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Testicles.....origin : Jacobs Cream Crackers (Knackers) - Jacobs Cream Cracker Biscuits perhaps the best known of all UK plain Cracker Biscuits

'Do exactly as I ask, or I'll cut your f*cking Jacob's off!"

by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016

Jacob

A tall dude with freckles a tiny cock and huge feet. He finds himself funny but all the cheerleaders think he's autistic. His favorite thing to do is to break out his tweasers and jerk off his uncircumcised dick.

Jacob is not snipped

by C's hqhdhdbhd November 13, 2018

Jacob

Jacob's are little bitches. They always complain, there sad, because they are so damn lonely. Jacob's insult other people to bring themselves joy.

Damn that dude is a little complaining bitch, yeah that's a classic jacob right there.

by Zztopzipper October 21, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a bills fan. He likes the ALLAMOOG. He is short and sweet and likes it up his ass.

Jacob watched the bills game. And he look at the mysterious Allamoog

by ALLAMOOG October 28, 2013