Jan

Someone who falls asleep when they should be still drinking 18 hours later

“He fell asleep at 7am!! What a Jan”

by Smirks Fitt May 31, 2018

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A term for the cutest twink you know typically. A skinny asian man who is adamant they are straight, but secretly love giving the homies a kiss goodnight.

Ayye man do you know where Jan is cause he hasn't given me my goodnight kiss yet.

by Cumchatta12 May 7, 2025

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Jan

The baddest bitch u'll ever meet.

His ass is fatter than ur stomach and his personality is brighter than ur future.. Sorry to break it to u girl but he's probably gay tho

xoxo

Person 1: Have u seen his ass? That's faaaat~
Person 2: Yeah that's Jan, duh

by Fattie999 April 14, 2020

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A Jan is basically a synonym of a Ted. You will find him as one of the kindest-hearted being on earth. We are talking here about a very funny person that has amazing listening skills.

However, and that is what makes him similar to a Ted, a Jan is in the perpetual quest for his beloved one. Usually, when he is certain to have found her, a Jan will most likely Ted her (or Jan her, if you follow) by wanting to go too far too quick with the person.

Natasha: "Hi"
Jan: "Hi, I find you really attractive and smart, I love you and want to raise my kids with you and your family in a pretty English garden"
Natasha: (HELP)

Natasha has just been Janed

by Kersheh November 23, 2021

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