Jail

Used in response to seeing something completely “out-of pocket” or ridiculous that’s funny. implies what the person just saw should be considered illegal.

Jail. Or

that’s jail.

by suburbanslore April 8, 2023

Disney Jail

When a child gets their head stuck in between a fence, usually from excitement or stupidity, (or both) and preferably at a Disney park

Person 1: Did you see all those paramedics rushing through Tomorrowland? I wonder what happened.
Person 2: Sounds like some idiot kid got stuck in Disney Jail

by x9grppngdeath November 22, 2023

FaceTime jail

when your significant other doesn’t want to FaceTime

My boyfriend put me in FaceTime jail and I didn’t get to FaceTime him all weekend.

by CriZtoph December 3, 2023

moral jail

Not a legal jail, but a jail when you do questionable immoral things.

This person is 19 and I’m 25… I’m going to moral jail.

by LingDanc803 August 30, 2023

Simp Jail

A place in which simps are sent to serve a sentence when they act out of pocket.

Sofi: Bran Bran's new haircut is so cute~
Sam: Simp Jail.
Sofi: WHAT.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021

Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.

J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.

by stuartc1 December 5, 2021

JAIL BARN

to hold an entity liable to conviction without an due with an right.

He's an jail barn.

by On thee trend January 9, 2020