Machiavellian treat

Something that seems to be a gift on the surface, though you're not actually getting anything, and are at risk of losing everything and being put out on the street (if you never fight).

Holding your breath won't do much good with a slow knife going further and further in between your ribs. The extensions of restrictions are just a Machiavellian treat for business owners to make them think they're getting something good by staying open instead of being shut down. Really, the governor is the one getting the treat.

by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021

Treat Linda Day

Linda, meaning "beautiful" in Spanish. Treat Linda Day is celebrated annually on October 16th and is a day to treat the Linda's in your life. Whether they are Linda's by name or Linda by meaning, celebrate and treat them on Treat Linda Day.

Don't feel you have to treat small either! Size matters for your Linda! When expressing your feeling, bigger is always better!!

"Linda, I bought you flowers for your special day!"
"Thank you, but I'm confused, what special day?"
"Well today, of course! It's Treat Linda Day and you are a Linda by name and by meaning!" Saying this will definitely get you lots of brownie points and if you're lucky, even more than brownie points!!

by Lulubellisima July 13, 2023

Warm white treat

A warm white treat is something that comes out of your lovers body!

bottom: please master give me your warm white treat!

master: of course... here's your warm white treat

by Ilovethatmansobad January 5, 2024

Treat your OCD

1. An insult to someone who keeps telling people to do something they don't need to do.
2. A treatment for Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.

"Jesus, your obsession with leaving the windows open makes me think its time to treat your OCD."

by JMReader November 21, 2021

In for a treat

When you know someone is going to enjoy something

Bro 1: yo I just started watching Naruto
Bro 2: bro aren’t you in for a treat

by PersianRice January 21, 2023

Infectionery Treat

When a delicious treat gets covered with germs.

I sneezed while blowing out the candles on my birthday cake instantly turning it from a confectionary treat to an infectionery treat.

by rpcgal January 29, 2022

Fatty treats

Delicious food and drink usually with a high calorie content e.g. white hot chocolates, cookies, crisps and cake.

Fatty Treats are eaten by Emily and Richard in Esquires whilst they talk about the old days and other such comical occurrences in their thrilling lives.

see also: The beginners guide to faffing

"It's been too long, we must go for some fatty treats..."
"You'll have to excuse the fact I rolled here today, I've eaten too many Fatty treats"

by Richy :) August 15, 2008