Canadian rape

To touch someone in a polite manner without consent

I just got Canadian raped (After recieving a unexcepted hug)

by jayBredd November 14, 2011

rape drapes

Any drapes that you hang over your window to block out all light. Also called sex-for-certain-curtains.

That creep next door always has his lights off. No, he just has rape drapes.

by gjohnso October 6, 2010

Sky Rape

Verb: The act of raping an unsuspecting skydiver during free fall.

An act most commonly done by the original skyraper "Cruisey". The act is usually performed on a low level jumper or rookie. The sky dive is planned with the rookie being told that the will be performing a "Cat track". Once exiting the plane, the skyraper proceeds to "rear pound" the rookie in a very aggressive way. Similar to rape. The rookie completely unaware and too inexperienced to know what is going on, usually lets the entire Sky Rape be performed without any protest.

"Dude, Tom got totally Sky Raped by Cruisey on that last jump. Can't wait to see the footage!"

by Cruisey December 25, 2012

flatulatory rape

Exposing an individual or group to a fart in a situation from which the victim(s) cannot easily escape. The most well-know example is the classic dutch oven technique, wherein one pulls bedcovers over the intended victim. Also applies in elevators, moving vehicles, and other confined spaces.

We were riding with Howard and he unleashed an epic ass cloud in the car. I thought I was gonna die.

Didn't you roll down the window?

Nah, Howard locked the power windows.

Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!

by secretdonkey2 December 1, 2011

Punch Rape

When you throw a non stop barrage of punches at someone until you can’t swing anymore.

That guy tried to start on me so I shown him what punch rape was

by GetYourFingerOutMyBumNow March 19, 2021

rape guard

When you achieve a level of obesity such that your belly completely eclipses your genitalia. In other words when you stand in front of a mirror naked and your penis or vagina is completely hidden from view by your gut. Also known as advanced Dunlap syndrome(your belly dun lapped way over your belt).

Joe: Beware a wild snorlax appears...
John: Oh noes! and she has a level three rape guard!
Joe: Just the logistics of reaching her gens are mind boggling.

by turdnificent December 27, 2012

academic rape

when your professor fucks you over so you actually fail your final worth 85%.

I definitely failed that exam. It was academic rape in the purest form. How could you Sid.

by krnz998740 December 9, 2019