KAI(Kinda Always Insane) Syndrome

The KAI(Kinda Always Insane) syndrome is extremely common amongst high school and middle school students around the world. It is commonly found amongst students in the IB curriculum however it has been proven that anyone can be diagnosed with this syndrome. The KAI Syndrome is generally a behavioral syndrome in which a student is obsessed with achieving high grades. This obsession can result in lack of sleep, extreme stress, and violent hitting.

Symptoms Include:

1. Rapid and Random Jumping
2. Rapid Blinking
3. Violent hitting
4. Constant Sleep Deprival

5. Headaches
6. A voice in your head saying you're not good enough
7. Constantly restarting projects
8. Regular Allnighters
9. Randomly screaming "Work!"
10. Randomly laughing
11. Cramming literally everything till the last millisecond
12. Freaking out at literally everything
13. Immense competitiveness
14. Debating with teachers for scores
15. Paranoia with classmates
16. Anger at unproductivity
17. Depression
18. Emotionally detached

Treatments include:
1. Sleeping
2. Not giving a shit
3. Accepting you're not good enough
4. Studies have shown baking surprisingly helps

*Kai walks into his classroom in the morning, his eyes have bags, he looks extremely unhealthy.
Leo: Woah man you don't look that good. What happened
Kai: I restarted my history project and didn't sleep.
Leo: Why? You already finished that a week ago?
Kai: Ya, but it was so crap.
Leo: Okay man. Suit yourself
Kai: We need to start our math project
Leo: That's due next month
*Kai begins to blink rapidly, and jumps up and down, and hits Leo violently
Kai: WORK! WORK! WORK!
Leo: Woah man! Ouch! Ouch! Have you been checked for KAI(Kinda Always Insane) Syndrome?

by Ovendid April 11, 2019

i want alot of people to see this so im writing insane tags

When you want attention but don't know how to get so you go to a dictionary site as a last resort and try.

I'm totally i want alot of people to see this so im writing insane tags right now so people will laugh.

by miniwill455 March 7, 2016

the Brink of Insanity

Opening page of the apparently abandoned, but still awesome, Waste of Space webpage, located at http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/wasteofspace/

I really wish that the Brink of Insanity would have a less scary splash image. The current one freaks me out.

by Helena is unemployed January 30, 2009

urban insanity

Go to New York City area and North Jersey and you will see the meaning of these words.

You don't have to go to a mental institution to see urban insanity. Just go to New York City and North Jersey and how they behave. They always give you an attitude from reasons only them could know.

by jb26 October 26, 2015

insanely dope

When Something is so cool/clean that its almost crazy

Bro these tees are insanely dope.

by acFRESH March 1, 2016

insane foo

A person who is mentally unstable and acts without thinking about any of the consenquences of his actions.

and / or

A person who does weird and or talks weird shit, not necessarily negative.
Can be you used both as a negative or positive remark.

"You remember B, that insane foo?"
"For sure. Dude fuckin' went on a week speed bender and ended up looking like a corroded nutsack while babbling some religious bullshit."

"Time is not even real man. We only exist in this moment and die as each second passes We are here, then we flicker out, and are born anew."
"Haha man you're an insane foo!"

by st0nek1ng December 25, 2018

Insane

Me, myself, and I! Also the person who looked up this piece of CRAP word!

Yo that dude is INSANE!

by Kaykaygurlllllllllllll June 1, 2018