Gemini season

Throw anyone named Mecha or Willow down the stairs at 14:20
Show that you really care for em as it's a symbol of peace and friendship.

Friend: "You know what time it is.... It's Gemini season baby get ovER HERE!"
Mecha: "F u c k ." *runs*

by notfeefeexoxo October 6, 2020

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Shitting Seasons

When your ass, like the changing seasons of the year, takes every shit imaginable in one sitting. First you’re constipated, then you shit hard little balls, then you shit a good clean log and finally, you shit straight lava outta your asshole.

Damn bro, I don’t know wtf I ate but it got me shitting seasons!

by Batman's Nutz August 22, 2023

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Hoodie season

Wearing a hoodie with the intent to carry a handgun

It's hoodie season, they best check the forecast

by Tsavboy January 21, 2020

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savage season

A season of nonstop savagery , resulting in broken relationships and homes. The end goal is to roast any person/thing into utter oblivion.

Hey Ethan why you roasting him?
Cause it's savage season Sullen.

by Sullenchoirboy May 25, 2016

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tax season

a time of the year (usually February-April) where broke people that don't have a job somehow get tax money and act like they're rich. Tax money usually gets spent on Gucci, True Religion, Jordan's, and other unnecessary brands. When their tax money runs out, they go back to being broke.

Bill: Oh my, it's almost tax season again!
Bobby: Broke people that don't have a job somehow get tax money and act like they're rich.

by Yolo Drake March 11, 2015

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