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Booger Hooker

Noun: Either the right or left index fingernail. In some rare cases it is the right or left index And middle fingernails, one in each nostril. This would be a double hook by a skilled booger hooker.
Roscoe was in despair when he broke his best Booger Hooker off at the quick.

Don, " I saw Roscoe in the meeting performing a perfect Double Booger Hook. He had them up to the second knuckle"

Ed, " Man, has that guy got skills or what?"

bugger booger hooker nose picker snot
by Gizzard Ripper January 28, 2011
mugGet the Booger Hookermug.

frothy hooker

A hooker with rabies, who froths.
eewwwwwwww, that is fucked up dude
by hex_ten December 23, 2004
mugGet the frothy hookermug.

pirate hooker

A women who is usually racist, violent, a little bi curious and resides in a little shack on whore island.
A: she hates black people, is bicurious and has guns
B: tell that pirate hooker to go back to her home on whore island
by vacos March 31, 2012
mugGet the pirate hookermug.

Bugger Hooker

Noun: Either the right or left index fingernail. In some rare cases it is the right or left index And middle fingernails, one in each nostril. This would be a double hook by a skilled bugger hooker.
Roscoe was in despair when he broke his best Bugger Hooker off at the quick.

Don, " I saw Roscoe in the meeting performing a perfect Double Bugger Hook. He had them up to the second knuckle"

Ed, " Man, has that guy got skills or what?"

bugger pick nose snot pick nose
by Gizzard Ripper January 25, 2011
mugGet the Bugger Hookermug.

government hooker

Government hooker is the sexy vampire from the movie, “The Invitation.” However, this term can also be used to describe yourself or others when acting hooker like, sexy, flamboyant, or British in the Streets. If you’re giving government hooker, you are 100% slaying.
Clayton: “omg! Did you see Joshua on stage in that thong? So government hooker”

Bailey: “omg yeah, my badussy is ITCHIN!!!!”
by critic.dude October 3, 2022
mugGet the government hookermug.

hooker’s fuck

An infinitesimal amount of caring, extremely close to the point of not caring at all.
I don’t give a hooker’s fuck how much money that bastard offers me; I’m not taking that job!
by therealpinball December 26, 2019
mugGet the hooker’s fuckmug.

hooker’s kazoo

An unexpected outbreak of oral sores from a musical origin.
No matter how much you like music, blowing on a Hooker’s Kazoo is NOT worth it.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except for Hooker’s Kazoo.

I used to stay at the Best Western, until I got Hooker’s Kazoo. Now it’s the Comfort Inn for me.
by Hooker’s Kazoo September 6, 2019
mugGet the hooker’s kazoomug.

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