Skip to main content

Hobo Licker

Someone who gives hobos a lick to make them feel better, or licks the wounds when they are bleeding.
"Oh look at that poor hobo he's bleeding everywhere i'd better go and lick him better", then the hobo says"oh you have saved my life how can i ever thank you hobo licker".
by random joker March 5, 2011
mugGet the Hobo Lickermug.

hobo mafia

An organization of the Cheatengine Foums that specializes in mass derepping and company picnics. The leader's name is "The Hobo" hence the organization's name, hobo mafia.
hobo mafia : "we will be a group of elite rep terrorists who will all save our rep, designate a target and then -rep them to -1 and we will also have company picnics."
by HoboMafiaCEF February 8, 2009
mugGet the hobo mafia mug.

Hobo-slam

To attack someone with bodily force and a reckless disregard for one's own safety. Alternatively, to forcefully sift through a garbage receptacle in search of foodstuffs.
"Good God, Chuck really hobo-slammed that guy at the bar. I'm not sure who took more damage."
Alternative use: "Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I wanna Hobo-Slam a couple dumpsters outside the grocery store. I'm hoping I can get some of that sea bass the wife likes."
by Orsom Thane November 9, 2018
mugGet the Hobo-slammug.

connect hobo

When wondering around your local town, you may recognise the regular homeless people wondering around the streets. Connect hobo is where you must find and name four hobos in one day. the first person to four wins!
"Ah hey look its charlie the crazy gold fish eating hobo."
"CONNECT HOBO!"
by ellytots October 23, 2008
mugGet the connect hobomug.

Hobo Float

Ever want a root beer float but cant find any ice cream. This drink is the thing for you. fill a glass half full with ice then pour in half milk and half root beer (preferably A&W) then stir and voila you've got an easier to make cheaper root beer float with all the taste and none of the hassle
"I could go for a root beer float right about now." - guy 1
"we got any ice cream?" - genius
"dang it i think we ate it all!" - guy 1
"if we got milk we got hobo floats!" - genius
"holy crap your a genius" - guy 1
by DonCapernicus August 3, 2011
mugGet the Hobo Floatmug.

Hobo Kisses

Super intense kissing, like normal kissing, except dirtier (and sometimes bloody, that's just what happens when you don't have a dental plan)

(warning: hobo kisses can induce stabbing and robbing you of everything in your pockets)
Jeff: Sally is sure a good kisser
Steve: did she give you Hobo Kisses?
Jeff: HELLZ YEAH
by ANNE[[monster]] February 21, 2009
mugGet the Hobo Kissesmug.

hobo hoot

After the bowl has been smoked, or the joint has been toked, what remains is the "hobo hoot." There is the possibility of getting some smoke from it, but it will probably be half resin, and will undoubtedly taste awful. It refers mostly to the smoking of marijuana, but can refer to anything in the proper context.
I think this bowl is ashed, anyone want a hobo hoot?
by Kristin. February 26, 2007
mugGet the hobo hootmug.

Share this definition