hockey bag

The smelliest shit on earth that even febreeze can't handle. Never get into a car if someone says, "Hey, I've got wet gear in the back. Hope you don't mind."

source - hockey player who has to ride 2 hours to and from practice

"Yo, I bet my hockey bag smells worse than yours ya muffin!"

by chronodos May 31, 2016

Hocko

If you're a hocko you always make plans and never stick to them. Will always bail on gym. Won't train without supps. Mostly always coming off hard prescription drugs. Bailing on all plans he made himself. Cant do a lay up.

Are you bailing on me? You're such a fucking hocko.

by Popenahitsreallycade August 21, 2017

Hockey dad

A father of a hockey player who tends to relive their hockey career through their own kids. Often shows up after having a bit to much to drink. Usually very loud who yell slanderous things at the referees and other teams Found mostly in the upper Midwest.

Jake “Man that hockey dad was nuts, good thing they kicked him out!”
Thomas “Yeah he was callling the kids on the others team pussies and slamming PBRs

by Vineyard Tom 65 March 13, 2018

Hock

a horse cock

sugar and spice make HOCK taste nice

by Detective Hock July 20, 2018

hock da smock

1. Good looking woman/women
2. Hot chick
3. Pussy

Wow, there’s lots of hock da smock working in the clubhouse.

Our waitress is hock da smock.

High quality HDS!

by Jack Stout December 14, 2018

Hockey Douche

Alpha aggressor in school and in the locker room... usually a bully and a douchebag... tries to be cool and exhibits external toughness and masculinity... Tends to wear a backwards tilted hat, sweatpants and joggers and athletic-related shirts... also a fuckboy and often a star athlete... generally very popular and only truly liked by his guy friends, hated by a lot of kids... the type of kid that hurts people but other athletes want to be

Emma: You going to Will’s party tonight?

Julia: Ya probably. Why are you dating him though?

Emma: what’s wrong with will?

Julia: He’s always an asshole. I just think he’s a hockey douche.

by Itiswhatitis234 July 2, 2020

Hoclivity

The natural proclivity some people have towards ho-like dress and/or behavior.

Did you see what Becky was wearing? Her hoclivity for skanky clothes is unbelievable.

by sociologistjosh August 11, 2020