left-handers

Homosexuals, Army slang

Billet 2 is for left-handers, keep your back to the wall sarge.

by stag4667 September 26, 2006

Two handers

A mammary gland so large it takes two hands to manoeuvre. Usually found in pairs.....

Did you see the size of the bangers on that chick, two handers for sure!

by knock September 15, 2009

Hendersonville Fucking High School

A school where tradition means massaging 'ol Bobby's schlong, fingering Eric til he queefs, and watching CP shoot everyone's dogs. Cuz it's the Bearcat Way!

A school where tradition, "Do the right thing!" and vape addicts earn their high school diploma
-"So where did you graduate high school Micah?"
-"Well goddamn Pete, I went to Hendersonville Fucking High School"
-"What was it like Big Mike?"
-"Shit Penis Pete, that motherfucker had 3 foot rats running around with some real cocksuckers running the school. When they weren't suspending me for going to Burger King or jumpin out the windows, I was rippin some nic in the shitty ass bathrooms with the 'ol comrades Andrew, Aaron, Bryson, Casson, and a whole lotta dumb fucks that were feining for a buzz."
-"You were suspended?"
-"Shit... I had over 100 days of ISS or OSS throughout those 4 fuckin years. They about made me a plaque with a golden desk in that motherfucker. I rolled in bitch like a fuckin joint

by Big Schlong Mike March 11, 2020

Jim Hendersons Assistant

Is a complete and utter Muppet.

Mark is so dumb I tell you he freelances as Jim Hendersons assistant.

by Jim Smith1985 December 15, 2009

Anderson Lane

Anderson Lane is a Post-Hardcore band originating from North Haverhill, NH.

Members
David Peart- vocals, guitar
Michael McNamara- guitar
Joshua Peart-bass, vocals
Dylan Frazier- drums, death growl

"Yo dude, did you hear that band tearing up that show last night?"
"Yeah man, that was Anderson Lane!"

by ALfan October 4, 2011

clammy anderson

An ancient and historically sought after exercise in sexual deviance said to have been so disgusting that it propmted capitalism. Six participants lie back on a handmade mat shitting wildly like a wall fountain. Originated as a cultural right of passage, Asia Minor

An alchemist spends his life searching for a recipe that produces gold from metal. A clemist, such as I, have already discovered and translated the riddles of human sexual curiosity at its finest: the clammy anderson

by fuck you who gives January 22, 2009

Rachel Anderson

someone who embraces and is the embodiment of a vegan, phrases such as " she's such a vegan!" are often used when asked to describe her. common sign's of a Rachel Anderson are conversations of how they want a nipple piercing, the rape, and murder animals go through on a daily basis, and how fire brings joy. despite this, they are often loyal and funny friends and, have to take care of their group of friends when things get out of control. they also can't have edibles because they aint vegan

" oh ya, she has all the characteristics of a Rachel Anderson."

by wfaiwuiuawhfuiawui February 14, 2017