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husbank

The only reason that woman married me...to be her husbank.
Well, now I can quit my job and spend my days at the mall because I have a new husbank.
by notbitteratall February 24, 2006
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Husbanned

Past tence of husband. This usually is the case during or right after a divorce when the male partner is completely excluded from his ex partner's life.
"Hi, how's your marriage these days?"
"Well, not too good; I'm husbanned now..."
by TurkoDutchy February 5, 2010
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Husbandry

hus·band·ry
/ˈhəzbəndrē/

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The act of going balls to the wall to become the best husband on the planet. Commitment to care, cultivation, and evolution of your marriage.
Seth is so committed to the art of husbandry, that he has zero chance of losing half his shit. Seth has mad husbandry skillz.
by Seddy Mazel August 21, 2020
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Husbang

Husbang: v. to have sexual intercourse with a man, usually not ones husband, and have no feeling of committment
Husbang: n. the man one "husbangs"
"Smelly Vince and me are husbanging."
"I just got done with a wicked husbang session.
by JKwon's Dance Groove February 6, 2006
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Husbandry

The characteristics that qualifies a man to be a good potential future husband.
Wow! There is a lot of husbandry in this room.

I love how he takes care of his kids, what great husbandry.
by lkelly29 August 12, 2018
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housband

n. occupation name.
A man who works at home for his family, cleaning, cooking, (rearing children,) etc., esp. one who does not work outside of the home.

This is a back-formation derived from housewife and a blending with husband (no pun here, purely linguistics) The e in the base house- is omitted to make the noun masculine. The new base hous- blends with husband, oh la la...you get a housband.
^^ : "I've always wanta be a housband growing up. You know...a professional stay-at-home-dad!"

-_-: "Ha...I knew it...i always suspect you as a queer boy."
by Jj March 21, 2005
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Husbando

If you are of the female gender or gay you can have a husbando. A husbando is the same as waifu but the male version. The word husbando is more often than not used in the anime community.
girl 1: Wow he's hawt.
girl 2: BITCH HES MY HUSBANDO!!
by definitelynothorseorcock May 20, 2018
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