hockey white

Ultra-Caucasian, the whitest of whites, card carrying republican, usually describing a rich, conservative man.

That guy in the suit and tie isn't just white, he's hockey white.

by Exclusive Ape March 15, 2016

book hockey

its subtle bukkake baby. impress your friends.

"Hey Tim, what were you and the prepubescent Jap doin' in the bathroom.?" "Nothin' Ma, just playin' a little Book Hockey

by Jamison Bentley November 20, 2002

hockey hair

a mullet , named so because many 80's hockey players had mullets and the mullet slightly resembles the contours of a hockey helmet

Barry Melrose was a fine example of Hockey Hair.
Since he was Canadian, that dude had Hockey Hair rather than an Arkansas Waterfall.

by Dr. Disque December 05, 2002

tonsil hockey

A game where the male appendage is the stick and someone's tonsil is the puck.

He got his daily requirement of protein from playing tonsil hockey.

by PeeBee January 22, 2004

hockey hangover

Being overtired because you stayed up late watching hockey on television.

Jim: Hey, man, you look terrible!

Jack: Nah, it's just a hockey hangover. I stayed up to watch the Stanley Cup final game last night and then I stayed to see who won the MVP of the playoffs and then they interviewed the captain of the team... and his wife... and kids and then they went back to the dressing room where they were drinking champagne from the Stanley Cup...

by great white northerner June 16, 2011

crotch hockey

A variance on a pee fight, where two (usually male)individuals both urinate in the same toilet trying to cross streams. In this variant one individual would be in the seated position thereby making the "goal" the space between the legs where the standing individual attempts to score with his gold stream. The "home" team (seated individual) attempts to protect the goal with his "hockey stick".

I walked into a public bathroom the other day at a rest area and found Adam and Steve playing crotch hockey. Yuck.

by hood4u June 14, 2007

Hockey mom

Woman whose children play hockey at any level.

Peggy's children life revolves around hockey all the time. She's a hockey mom.

by Bzzzz September 11, 2008