Guard

A guard doesn't change because someone is desperate to get themselves let in.

It was never going to be her shack and it was never going to be her guard, because there was no such thing as her going back in time and being originally from the city she was trying to claim as her own. She didn't even hold her own town sacred, but her town was her business. Nobody from the other town was changing the guard to her, giving her the key to anything, or letting her take theirs, as some people did hold their town sacred.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Nose Guard

Individuals defending YouTuber turned coke head Nick Rekieta in the face of his arrest for drug possession and child endangerment.

The Nose Guards are covering for Nick again.

by B.E.C.O. May 30, 2024

Guard Hoe

Someone who is a lifeguard just so they can meet boys.

Ava is such a guard hoe. She only works here to get with the deep guards.

by Guardwhore January 30, 2017

Oblivion Guard

Someone that has a 6th sense if you dont crouch while you do something illegal and he will either kill, arrest or let you go if you either give gold, resist arrest or if you let yourself arrested.

Oblivion Guard :
"Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."

by phytadesk February 2, 2021

guard on

When someone in a recreational sport guards only one person through the entire game, usually because of a crush or something of the sort.

"Bro, in gym today Sally would not stop covering you. Thats a guard on if I've ever seen one."

"Hey, Mike... I'm kind of worried about you. At the Y earlier today, you definitely had a guard on for Jim. Does your wife know about this?"

by Legsman February 10, 2010

wests guard

A security guard who are the first sign of anything physical happening to him. Becomes terrified and begins to sweat shake and not be able to speak properly.

He’s not for this pub he’s a wests guard.

by King Kongo March 10, 2023

turd guard

Someone who guards against turds

Usually wares brown with an umbrella and a turd hat.

The turd guard failed his job when a huge turd fell on his boss.

by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017