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griffin ritter

"Griffin Ritter contributed very little to our Radio/TV project. I have no other choice but to mark him down as "Was Present""
by Riffin Gritter June 9, 2018
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Griffinism

He might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger...
With a universal silencing tool on his hip

To commit Griffinism can only be accomplished by those who possess the power of Rinne. The ancient legends say that only one individual possesses this power. To commit to this action, one must simply _____ _ ____ ____ ___ ___.
"Bro! Bro! Wtf are you doing! Hey stop dude. Hey hey get back! You kidding me? Hey shut it I will commit griffinism! You f####ing kidding me dude wtf!
by McYum May 16, 2021
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Griffin

People named Griffin are usually very kind, funny, and heartwarming. They typically have something they are known for (Gaming, sports, theater, etc.), but then do many other extracurricular activities and have lots of hobbies. They usually can play at least one instrument. Most Griffins love cuddles, no matter their relationship with the other person/s participating in said cuddles (Sig. Other, friends, family). They may not admit that they like cuddles, however many Griffins do. Their love language is touch, so expect lots of hugs, kisses, high fives, fist bumps, cuddles, and other forms of affectionate touch (mainly platonic). Many Griffins are touch-starved, so if they are showing signs of this, play with their hair, give them good hugs, etc, etc. Griffins can use any pronouns (He- Him, She-Her, They-Them, Etc.)
Person one: Did you see them over there? They are very nice! We are going to play video games later!
Person two: Did they give you a hug?
Person one: yes....
Person two: Lucky! They are such a Griffin.
by GriffinPuff April 27, 2021
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Jamisen Griffin

This is a girl who is just wonderful. She might not be the most prettiest but she will make you laugh.Her best friend has been in her class for years and its like you can really trust her. In total she is a GREAT person.
Girl: Wow! She is so funny she is like a jamisen griffin
by Person in class October 8, 2018
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griffin levitan’s fish

the fish was good as sex and felt soooo good in my hands
wow she’s a such griffin levitan’s fish, soooo hot
by sarah kennedy September 11, 2020
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Griffin Munro

A gay fagatorial cunt. Don't leave your dad in a room with him or your parents marriage is gone. He will fuck any male creature as he is essentially the god of gay niggas. He will lick your toes and shit into your mum's pussy (The shitting pussy sex move is a one in a lifetime occurrence that griffin makes). Other than when he's raping you in small child size car he's being a pedo in the small town of somewhere that I do not muvafuckin no niggi niggi nigga.
"Dad nooooo don't shut the door, griffin Munro is in there"
by Bigtitlova July 2, 2020
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James Griffin

Making love to your best friends girlfriend and waiting 3 years to tell them.
He James griffin ed bobby's Girlfriend
by Samir Popli September 9, 2015
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