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Grape Haze

Produced on Grape Street and distributed all over the city.

Every junkie from Jefferson loves it.
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by gta122323 April 21, 2019
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Grape residue

Grapes that have been chewed and spit out.
"because of my braces. when I brushed my teeth after eating grapes, there was 'grape residue,' on my toothbrush"
by 7y7448vcj-m 779l August 30, 2019
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Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.
Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story
by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019
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Grape Jed

the act of shaving one's pubes into the mouth of another. Then forcing them to eat a jelly sandwich.
Karen enjoys a grape Jed after a good rogering.
by Dongsaladsurprise February 5, 2020
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Grape Faygo

The best flavor of Faygo ever! Google it, it's the best! It tastes like heaven in a tongue-staining purple bottle! Faygo is a Detroit brand of pop which has a huge cult following! Anyone who lives in the metro Detroit area has a favorite Faygo flavor! And! Grape! Is! The! Best!
You: What's the best flavor of Faygo?

Me: Grape, obviously.

Me: Grape Faygo is the best flavor of Faygo ever!

Also Me: Starts talking about how to get high on Grape Faygo in 3 easy steps
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Grape Jam

Francis W. Parker's Advanced Choral Ensemble, more infamously known as Grape Jam, is an audition-based choir for students with separation anxiety, a superiority complex, and worst of all, Theater Kids. Originated by Barbara "Sunnie" Hikawa and named after her favorite color, this group is known for singing at high profile events, notably the entrance to numerous stores on Michigan Avenue, a random open house for incoming Parker Freshman and Food Fest. Do you know what Food Fest is? Me neither.

Some memorable stars of Grape Jam is Headphones Guy (who sung a bass solo in Dear Evan Hansen's You Will Be Found,) Beatboxing Guy (who played two African American characters in a row during School Musicals,) and up and coming Chicago Artist, Benji the Machine.

They are known for their rigorous audition process, including drinking a glass smoothie, programming perfect pitch into each new member's brains and being forced to watch hours and hours of illegally recorded operas and musicals. They have been in power for over 20 years.

Their native outfits include Purple.
Person 1: Where are you off to?

Person 2: I have Grape Jam practice.

Person 1: *quivering in fear* PLEASE DON'T SING AT ME!

Person 2 begins to sing a constant pitch of G5 in Person 1's ear until their eardrums start melting and bleeding.
by kindasilliam November 5, 2020
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Grape ๐Ÿ‡

Grape ๐Ÿ‡ means eat my discharge it is a not so inside joke
by Thenamedefinitionbook November 17, 2020
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