Gordon Shower

Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.

Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"

by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021

George Gordon

A guy that touches kids, but people except him because he has warzone bot lobby’s and also he does loads of drugs so he’s really cool so he is allowed to touch little kids.

Hey George Gordon, If you give me warzone bot lobby’s you can touch my little brother Jack.

by Charlie Smallbone October 31, 2020

Gordons Alive

To get a rather large stonk on, aka erection aka morning glory

Lookout missus gordons alive

by Hamtoucher December 4, 2010

The Gordon effect

When you are winning a match and you jokingly say you are going to lose this then lose the match.

We are on match point no way we lose this
Watch how we lose this now
Oh no! You just initiated the Gordon effect.

by Redfrozr February 9, 2021

Flashy Gordon

Noun. A person who is deliberately attempting to show off on wide or almost universal scale.

Xavier wouldn't stop dabbing at the BLM rally! What a Flashy Gordon!

by MoganB January 27, 2021

Will Gordon

Will Gordon almost has a bowl cut but not quite. He has a golden helmet from his Minecraft days places on his head.

“Get bodied”-Will Gordon

by Qwerhah January 16, 2019

Anna Gordon

Anna Gordon, is a Social studies teacher a at middle school. She enjoys world history learning about china and has short hair. She loves her dog and family dearly. She has a big mouth and is the “queen of her castle”.

Hey there’s Anna Gordon

“Gasp” Anna

by - SJW November 5, 2021