Hack the Gibson

In Dystopia, A HL2 mod, hacking the Gibson means hacking the most imortant hacking terminal.

The red team said "hack the gibson" so they did, the core shields went down and the blue team lost.

by LinkBOX September 29, 2005

Gilopie

Pronounced je-lop-ee

A word used to describe a gluteus maximus that cannot be contained. Also used to describe something undesirable.

"Dude, that girls ass is super gilopie!"

"Man, that macaroni tonight looks gilopie."

by AtooZ October 21, 2007

Gilmore Girls'd

(verb) The terrifying and embarrassing act of watching a TV program and then looking up and finding out that Gilmore Girls is on. Often happens when a viewer is not paying attention or falls asleep. Completely unintentional yet somehow unavoidable.

I dozed off during Full House today and I got Gilmore Girls'd.

I turned the TV on and got Gilmore Girls'd.

After I Gilmore Girls'd John, I made him chug a Smirnoff Ice for being such a tool.

by bbhb8 September 29, 2010

Hack the Gibson

To Fuck a Dog in the anus

Eg. Me fucking your doberman would be to Hack the Gibson.

by Sam Bannister October 5, 2006

Happy Gilmore

In the same category as the mouse trap, this sexual move entails distracting the blowjob giver so that the recipient may use their penis as though a golf club the likes of which happy gilmore demonstrated. A running start followed by a swing of the penis onto the blowjob givers face/forhead/back of head (if your timing is off)

Guy 1: hey! is saw your girlfriend the other day. did she get work done?

Guy 2: nah, i fixed it with my dick.

Guy 1: you straightened her nose... with your dick?

Guy 2: yea, i gave her the old happy gilmore

Guy 1: you are the man.

by ..erm? March 17, 2010

Gilmore Girls

A show about nothing, that isn't funny, also responsible for more suicides in the U.S. each year than clinical depression. Loved and cherished by people born with out brains or a sense of humor. One more horrible show on the WB.

I lent my friend my sisters copy of Gilmore Girls season 1 as a joke and found his corpse with his wrist's spewing blood the next day.

by Payton Marshall March 28, 2009

Gilstrap

Anyone who has a very low intelligence and doesn't completely know how to pronounce his/her R's and L's. This individual may very well be an asshat or ass monkey. He/she usually will have a false sense of coolness and manliness. The individual typically has a terrible lisp.

Man 1:"Hey man, did you just see that ass monkey walk by?"
Man 2:"Dude thats a Gilstrap. Its not his fault. He was born that way."

by JC78681Krs January 11, 2009