Jeremy the Germ

Disgusting and disgraceful

Jeremy the germ is disgusting and disgraceful

by Pickle mickle April 2, 2019

hola soy german

Hola soy german is a chilean youtuber who become famous in 2011 and sadly stop making videos but he has another channel called JuegaGerman.

—he-hello im German and i bet you a cookie that all days you blink
Hola soy German

by Antosser March 25, 2020

No Little German Boy!

A tiktok trend, mostly used as a joke.
Normally, Text responds with the start; "OH MEIEN GOAWD"

"NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY! DON'T LOOK UP NFSW!"
"OH MIEN GOWD, ZIZ HAWT WOMAN HAVE TITS."

by You'reWelcomeYouStupidBitch March 20, 2022

Herman the German

A harmless old fella, who bides his time by pottering along on his bike in a travelleresque manner. He is often seen in the town of Consett and nearby areas, riding along the road, with his telltale sign of indicating by flailing his arms about. But most of all, he can be recognized by his unique hat with a tufted duck feather pointing out the top.

All the information gathered about Herman is from rare encounters he has with the public. From public knowledge and my own experience, he spent some time in Munich before arriving to England by ship. He can be most commonly seen on the Derwent walk as he routinely rides along the eoute.

Alas, with many hero stories they have their sceptics. A rumor has arised that he isn't German but was infact born in Shotley Hospital.

I've just had to give Herman the German some change because he was trapped in Aldi.

by diggsy_malone March 21, 2022

German padlock

A german padlock is when a man inserts his penis into his own anus, thus resembling the locking mechanism on a padlock. This can only be performed with a rather flexible erection, long member and a german state of mind.

-I heard that Günter got lucky last night...

-Thats only partially true, that sick mofo performed a german padlock on himself!

by O-Dogggy May 15, 2008

gemsona

You, but as a gem.

Yep, that's it. That's all. That's what it means.

-Steven Universe fans

"What does your gemsona look like?"
"She's a tourmaline; pink and green."

by graceskyhurricane September 14, 2017

Gerasimos

Gerasimos is a handsome guy , dark hair , beautiful Brown eyes that’ll make you go crazy . Gerasimos is an ancient Greek name. He is really kind and loves his friends, he is probably addicted with tv series.Gerasimos is very smart and loves to travel. He is really good with girls and he is always flirting he could probably make any girl fall for him. He is really likeable and can be friends with anyone. Gerasimos is picky about who he opens up to though.He’ll probably be really accomplished and rich one day. A Gerasimos is the total package

Girl1: Look at this guy he is sooo HOT do you know him?

Girl2: Oh that Gerasimos

by Ohboyyy00 October 24, 2019