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Guy 1: Hey, man, what happened to you yesterday? You were gone all of a sudden and we couldn't find you!
Guy 2: Sorry, I was abducted by the Lollipop General! *shivers* I will never deny my faith ever again!
Guy 2: Sorry, I was abducted by the Lollipop General! *shivers* I will never deny my faith ever again!
by LollipopGeneral123 February 24, 2011
Get the Lollipop General mug.Deviant Sexual Manoeuvre #48
This works best when your girlfriend refuses to have sex with you due your sexually transmitted disease.
Tell your girlfriend you understand what she wants and plan an encounter in two weeks. Until that day do not wipe your bum after bowel movements, thereby creating a thick crust of dingleberries and residue in and around your crack.
On the night of the date, turn the heating way up, to around 100 degrees.
When she comes over engage her making sure you are on top. At this point the sweat which will inevitably accumulate will pick up the residue on your butt and seap down into her vagina and anus, flowing down from the north inflaming everything in its path.
This works best when your girlfriend refuses to have sex with you due your sexually transmitted disease.
Tell your girlfriend you understand what she wants and plan an encounter in two weeks. Until that day do not wipe your bum after bowel movements, thereby creating a thick crust of dingleberries and residue in and around your crack.
On the night of the date, turn the heating way up, to around 100 degrees.
When she comes over engage her making sure you are on top. At this point the sweat which will inevitably accumulate will pick up the residue on your butt and seap down into her vagina and anus, flowing down from the north inflaming everything in its path.
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Get the General Assembly mug.General Razorvice, or better known as the iron fist of Bandos, is a skilled and extremely brutal warrior in brawled combat(use of fists only). He led his hordes of orcs and goblins into battle, feral but courageous... This is most certainly the most wisest and well-known Bandos General ever born as it is almost impossible to find an entire legion of orcs who are courageous...
General Razorvice lead his hordes into the abyss of the Pretender in an attempt to overthrow him from Gelinior.
by General Razorvice December 22, 2008
Get the General Razorvice mug.1. the act of relaxation in a social situation; 2. Dicking around in history class while your teacher draws crazy shit on the board. 3. The physical representation of lethargy
by Smags May 25, 2009
Get the general jimbo mug.The act of a male receiving oral sex during childbirth. A risky maneuver considering the circumstances, but according to legend provides mutual benefit for the couple, as women who swallow during pregnancy have a lower risk of complications, as well as the established scientific fact that women giving oral sex are more relaxed, and the male gets to have an orgasm. Probably.
1.The labor had gone on too long. The birth was going to be too hard. The situation required something else long and hard, so the doctor recommended a radical treatment: the general hospital. "Only your 8-roper can save this baby now," he said, "you know what to do."
2. Colloquially; "It wasn't all bad, she general hospital'd me bro."
2. Colloquially; "It wasn't all bad, she general hospital'd me bro."
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