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changing of the guard

v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.
by gnostic3 August 19, 2022
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sneeze guard

A piece of glass to protect the buffet food
Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.

Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.

Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017
by Toxicale April 19, 2018
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South Color Guard

They're part of the famous Jaguar Pride marching band. And they're pretty much known to be the hottest group of girls at the school, other than the dance team. Also, just about half of them are known to be loved by one particular section. While LOTS of drama and scandal happens every week, they still come together and perform their very best in the end. The band members are proud to call them apart of the band.
That one particular section: The south color guard is soooo hot!

Other band member: Yeah. Have you seen them perform?? They're AMAZING!!
by AnonymousBaritone:) October 31, 2011
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Tard Guard

Person: Look at the tard guard over there.
by JackAttack1U November 19, 2024
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Fear of life guards

Lifeguphobia, the fear of teenagers who scream, whistle at you and ruin your fun during the funnest time of the year ( fear of lifeguards )
Sally had lifeguphobia fear of life guards , so we had to go to a public pool
by Gabriella colon January 23, 2023
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color guard hoe

a bitch that does not shut the fuck up about their winterguard/colorguard season. also known as me.
Hey we got first place at our show last weekend!
No one fucking asked, god you’re such a color guard hoe.
by c4an November 4, 2022
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Guarded (GuardedFarted) (GuardedRetarded)

Guarded is very hot. Very sexy. Immesnely sexy. Dar sucks.
WHY IS Guarded (GuardedFarted) (GuardedRetarded) SO HOT.
by SomeRealFishJuice June 17, 2021
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