sad grandpa

Sad grandpa is to be said when anyone is getting ready to change. It is a sign to all other people in the room that clothes are getting ready to fly, and to close all doors and to look away if you don't want to see "the goods."

Hey guys I gotta get ready for practice... sad grandpa.

Alright man, I'll get the door on the way out.

by Blackhawk's fan March 15, 2010

Sexual Grandpa

An older man who is perverted and loves having sex.

Phillip who lives down the road watches the kids play alot. I think he's a sexual grandpa.

by Ervo September 19, 2007

Sky Grandpa

A term used to describe/mock religious people’s perception of their god in the heavens.

You better not be gay or sky grandpa will send you to hell.

by But like forreal May 14, 2019

strawberry grandpa kush

a very good strain of marijuana that was created by cross germinating strawberry kush and grandpa llama.

dude, strawberry grandpa kush is AWESOME

by kushar December 25, 2010

sneaky grandpa

Before masturbation, soak your hand in warm water until it becomes all wrinkly and gross-like.

Trust me. Once the sneaky grandpa takes a hold of your life, porn will never be the same.

by Bernanski May 17, 2014

sugar grandpa

a grandfather who severely spoils his grandchildren

Granddaughter: grandpa can you please buy me a new ipad?

Sugar Grandpa: yes of course sweetie

by Tryaniszt July 2, 2022

Sugar Grandpa

A good looking gentleman over 45 that has money, wears nothing but khakis, drives Cadillacs and dates women much younger than him on the reg.

Look at Kevin he’s such a stud! He’s always hauling around twenty something’s in his Caddy! What a pimp I hope I end up a sugar grandpa when I’m his age!! He makes Khakis cool too!

by Buck Mahogany March 20, 2025