A guy that touches kids, but people except him because he has warzone bot lobby’s and also he does loads of drugs so he’s really cool so he is allowed to touch little kids.
by Charlie Smallbone October 31, 2020
Get the George Gordonmug. the gordon dripman hey guys im a pro
nasa: no ur not lmao broke ass fatass
qurtov: wtf no he's so good at the game ur so cringe
nasa: no ur not lmao broke ass fatass
qurtov: wtf no he's so good at the game ur so cringe
by a mental gordon fryman August 23, 2021
Get the the gordon dripmanmug. by requiemsrequiem July 9, 2023
Get the Gordon Freemanmug. Gordon is the sexiest man on earth, the way his luscious thick ass jiggles as he walks, his beautiful chocolate skin and most importantly his amazing cowboy hat. I just want him to ride me like a horse and have his way with me, spread me wide open and go to town on my soft ass.
Me and Gordon were in the car our eyes met, my heart was pounding as he came closer and took the virginity from my lips I could feel his course beard rub on my face. We proceeded to do things that would get us kicked out of any church we may enter. God I love Gordon.
by Captcop May 26, 2021
Get the Gordonmug. Da "evil twin" to da "nearly-weightless on his toes" Canadian singer; said "black sheep" counterpart loves to really "floor it" when driving.
I wonder if da melodious-voiced songwriter of "Ghosts of Cape Horn:" and "Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald" fame is having to perform overtime just to pay for his irresponsible relative Gordon Leadfoot's speeding tickets???
by QuacksO May 7, 2020
Get the Gordon Leadfootmug. by somebody not the silly goose December 15, 2023
Get the owen gordonmug. 