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get ghost 

another way of saying you are going to bail or leave a place
This party is looking lame, I'm about ready to get ghost.
get ghost by ramblin worker May 13, 2005

ghost in the machine 

When software or hardware is made to complete a specific function, but a small percentage of the tasks completed have an unexpected result which cannot be explained.
I launched the game a million times through that shortcut, but this time it didn't launch for some reason... must be a ghost in the machine.
ghost in the machine by daidalus January 1, 2014

Ghostbusters 

One of the best movies of the 1980's, and later went on to spawn an immensely popular cartoon series (some claimed it equal in popularity to the later Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the early 90's), and later an equally entertaining sequel. Then, in the mid-90's, a spin-off cartoon series was released in hopes of reviving the franchise (entitled "Extreme Ghostbusters"), but was nowhere near as good as the original.
"When there's somethin' strange...in the neighborhood...who ya gonna call?"

"GHOSTBUSTERS!"

ghost poop 

a poop that mysteriously disappears after plopping into the toilet
ghost poop by Anonymous October 18, 2003

ghost no wipe poopie 

Compound word: Ghost poopie + No wipe poopie

Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"

A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).

The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.
Please seek immediate medical attention in the event of a ghost no wipe poopie as consequences are dire.

Ghost Ridin' Gchat 

the act of choosing to be invisible to your online buddies.
A: Is joe talking to you online?
B: No, he's been ghost ridin' gchat for a while now.