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strategic friendship default

Occurs when the debt owed from a friendly bet between two friends rises to an uncomfortable level causing one friend to cut ties with the other in lieu of paying up.
Robbie: "Did Justin ever make good on that golf wager you two made"

Randy: "Wouldn't know, he hasn't talked to me in weeks and he won't return my emails."

Robbie: "Sounds like you are the victim of a strategic friendship default."
by taylork79 July 15, 2010
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Friendship Maine

Friendship Maine is a trap! It has the most misleading name in all creation. It's a fishing/lobstering town in Maine full of druggies, drunks, and other forms of redneck who do nothing but get into fights over sleeping with each other's siblings, taking each others drugs and booze, etc.

Going to Friendship, if you know nobody there, is like walking into a lions den in a meat suit: Everyone there knows each other, you will get away with NOTHING!
Come to Friendship Maine, where you're more likely going to get in a bar fight than in any other town.
by RosemaryTT January 10, 2013
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friendship

Basically a myth...depending on where you live...
"Man! Friendship must only happen in smaller cities and towns and must be hard for some of us in the big city!.."
by TheNewAgeRiseth May 9, 2005
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friendship

Revealing penises to others when they are in need. Sometimes even by surprise! Most people will really enjoy it.
Hey Mark, let me redefine friendship for you...<BUST OUT HERE>
by marquz December 20, 2004
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True Friendship

Suffering for the happiness of those you care about most
True friendship= a close friend dating someone who is a complete jerk to you making your life stink. You suffering while you know you're close friend is happy.
by lilnasty850 February 4, 2010
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Friendship Lubricant

Alcohol used to lighten the mood
"Fluttershy downed her 15th shot of Friendship Lubricant."
by DJ BR0N3 March 12, 2012
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friendship therapy

a euphemism for no-strings-attached oral sex.
"One of my co-workers was depressed about breaking up with her boyfriend so I offered her some friendship therapy."
by Suburban Turban February 18, 2014
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