A creation by the almighty god Phil Swift who can patch, bond, seal, and repair with no effort at all. It is his gift to us mortals to repair our foolish mistakes. Don’t try making it at home, because it is a creation by a GOD, not a HUMAN. Only the most worthy people are chosen to own it. Without Flex Tape, we would not exist.
John: “Phil Swift appeared in front of me and gave me a roll of Flex Tape yesterday!”
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.
by Big Ol' Boy April 20, 2019
Flex tape can fix any problem (but your love life) Created by the almighty god Phil swift it is unbreakable and even works underwater.
by Teteteteteteteteyetetetetebe December 07, 2018
The retractable fluids of Phil Swift
by Cactii November 13, 2018
It is after Christmas and it’s really cold!! But for some they are iced out and from January 1st to January 15 it’s flexing season. That means you have to wear the most expensive or the best fits you have in your closet!!
by Megavirgin234 October 16, 2019
by Rift Joos April 25, 2016
1) when a man performs a gay action on another man0
2) when someone is damn annoying n they get on ur nerves
2) when someone is damn annoying n they get on ur nerves
by Littlereddevil25 July 05, 2004
Time ostenibly spent in the bathroom (derivative of "to flex" = Pooping) but more to the point spent at other pursuits - video solitare, reading the newspaper, collecting your thoughts, jerking off, or all of the above - while in the stall and/or bathroom. Occurs daily worldwide.
Dave stood, grabbed the crossword puzzle and headed for the bathroom. "I'm going to take some flex time," he announced
by unclebustter May 10, 2006