Fast Follower Syndrome

A knee jerk reaction to requirements or features requested by a customer which have not been designed nor any realistic time line been set for their implementation, other than expressing the sentiment that said features are "Fast Followers". This syndrome is characterized by the upending of any manageable process that establishes a specification of, a time line for, and allocation resources for implementation.

Dev1: "Hey, did you guys here what the product manager just promised the customer? We're not even done with the original features."
Dev2: "Yeah, and we have no way of knowing of when we're going to do that because there's not even any specifications."
Dev1:"I wish product would attempt to avoid Fast Follower Syndrome."
Dev2:"Yeah we're definitely going to be working over Christmas again."

by hel112570 February 13, 2023

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.

Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.

by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023

being followed

a term used to describe a woman with a fat ass

“yoh, she’s being followed. there’s at least 4 disciples behind her”

by Jesus of Arabia September 22, 2023

Don't follow the stream

To not follow trends. To do your own thing. Think of a parade. A parade has people following an object. The thing that is being followed represents the new trend. The parade goes down a street like floating objects down a river or stream.

Hot woman: I love nerdy guys.

Her friend: Wait. I thought you said that nerds were disgusting.

Woman: That was until Doctor Who became popular. All of my friends started liking nerds too.

Friend: Listen. Don't follow the stream.

by SHG357 June 21, 2016

fart with follow through

If only your pucker-ability was as focused as your desire to treat the room to your new air bouquet.

I felt that all too familiar rumbly in my tumbly, was a little too relaxed in my delivery and unfortunately delivered a fart with follow through.

by RealWisDumbs February 20, 2021

Fart with follow thru

If only your pucker-ability was as focused as your desire to treat the room to your new air bouquet.

I felt that all too familiar rumbly in my tumbly, was a little too relaxed in my delivery and unfortunately delivered a fart with follow thru.

by RealWisDumbs February 20, 2021

Don’t follow me

Order in the armed forces to retreat.
Antonym of “Follow me”.

“Follow me, don’t follow me.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021