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Dirty Filter

When a man is having anal sex with someone, pulls out, and busts on the same someones face through the excess ass residue (doo doo), effectively filtering the discharge through excrement.
Bovice sure 'dirty filtered' that dude the other day.
Alex's face was all white and brown from that dirty filter.
by DSauce June 13, 2009
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i have no filter

you dont care what you say and dont think before you say it.
"Wow you really just said that!" "Yeah, because I have no filter."
by Madzxk October 1, 2017
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Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester - Child Molestor

Not originally used by the gentry of old east London town, now officially part of the Cockney rhyming dictionary and appearing on various 'Cockney' translation sites, ''Uncle Fester'' has become the new ''Nonce'' or ''Kiddie Fiddler.''

Apparently movies such as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - full of faux Cockney wording - encouraged people to take up creating their own rhyming slang.

''Uncle Fester'' has been affectionately adopted and accepted as a more modern alternative to ''nonce'' in many areas of East and South London.
1. ''Did you 'ear about ol' Keith? Yeah...turns out the filthy git's an Uncle Fester, 'e's been done for feelin' up some schoolie.''

2.Some celebrity Uncle Festers include; Gary Glitter. Pete Townshend, Matthew Kelly, R. Kelly, Kanye West and Elton John.
by A. Jackson October 31, 2007
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Coffee Filter

The act of taking a permeable pillow case, eating Mexican, shitting wet in the pillow case, then smacking someone in the face with it.
I heard that Hillel gave my girlfriend an Abe Lincoln, so to pay him back in full I gave the jewtard a coffee filter and curbed him.
by Prestinian March 22, 2003
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No filter

To pull down your pants and fart, removing the filtering provided by clothing.
Brandon walked up to Daniel and dropped a no filter at his desk.
by Adern May 25, 2008
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Filtering

The act of drinking an alcoholic beverage through a prostitute's used (and still warm) underwear.
Dan got extremely pissed and contracted oral herpes after filtering a pint of beer.
by Filter-Boys December 15, 2008
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Uncle Fester

A person who uses a modified lightbulb to smoke Meth.
Uncle R*** is bein a Uncle fester again huh? stickin lightbulbs in his mouth makin um light up.
by lil white boi from bama January 1, 2010
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