Friend of Aslan

A gay man or lesbian who is so deep in the closet that he or she is in Narnia.

It's getting to where anyone who is publicly and vehemently anti-gay is likely to be a Friend of Aslan.

by hlots11 December 26, 2011

friendcel

A person incapable of making or keeping friends, devoid of friendship or affection.
Derrived from the term "incel"

Dude: "I'm so lonely, I have no friends. I'm literally a friendcel"

by Hijac August 16, 2022

McBoy Friend

A boy that is bad for you but yet you keep going back to him, because he is so good. (Im lovin' it)

My mcboy friend is so hot my husband would be pissed.

by MC JOEY II January 6, 2011

bef frend

A person who is generally awesome and that is your "bef frend"

"Hey, Bef Frend"

by HackerBleach April 28, 2017

Plastic friend and fake friend

a plastic friend is someone who is your friend just for advantages and gives back only when he has to, not to get confused with a fake friend, which always is never really kind to you. These friends are usually friends with another one of your close friends that don't see how they're treating you.

Joe: have you seen Bill lately?
Kate: yeah, he was hanging out with Luke and Drew
Joe: Luke is such a plastic friend. Always taking and never giving!
Kate: Bill talked to me about it, he doesn't like it, but he's afraid to lose Drew.
Joe: he's also such a fake friend!
Kate: IKR! he's a Plastic friend and fake friend.

by skjfdngv April 30, 2019

barcode friend

a friend who has self-harm scars

gtg, my barcode friend just texted me “i love you”

by archie01 October 27, 2021

MY FRIEND DAISY

My friend Daisy is very nice but.........SHE BULLY ME sometimes, one time she ate my sandwich it had penuts in i shes alecgic to penuts so she started cofing and i laughed and then she went to nurse and she laed down and then she felt beter

My friend daisy be like:
Me:"Ugh daisy so anoying wish she just go ded"
Daisy: "Eats more of my sanwich without remeber the penut"

by YourLocalApple January 10, 2022