if the bee fits

Something Jaxson says all the time

Jaxson said “ if the bee fits”

by Jeffry Kurkensnurt August 27, 2022

If the bee fits

Something Jaxson says a lot

Jaxson said “if the bee fits.”

by Jeffry Kurkensnurt August 27, 2022

If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023

“It smells like Frits”

Frits is a smell commonly to describe fried potato’s, such as hash browns or fries.

Punk: “It smells like frits” in here !1!1!1!

by Josef McDoolio March 25, 2024

if the diva cup fits

Another saying for "if the shoe fits" but yassified.

Jenna: "I didn't get head from a cop."

Kaiya: "Doesn't your girlfriend have a criminal justice degree?"

Jenna: "Yes, but she isn't a cop"

Kaiya: "if the diva cup fits"

by yenandkaka February 23, 2026

Get these ‘fits off.

This is a phrase to describe someone with drip/someone who is stylish and can pull outfits off aka “get ‘fits off”.

One thing about her, she gon get these ‘fits off.

by G love April 26, 2025